The Wisdom TrophyOnly the team that has displayed the highest level of mastery in the sacred art of Clue-Solving is worthy of being bestowed such a divine honor.
The winning team has their name inscribed onto it for all eternity, along with the year they were victorious. Yeah, winning the money is great and all, but this is why they really play. |
The Gilded Shoe of SlowThe team who has failed so miserably and so remorsefully is so graciously acquainted with this little fella, The Gilded Shoe of Slow.
The team that finishes dead last (points) is given it. It acts as a sort of anti-trophy. It's wonderful. It's beautiful. The losing team must etch their name into it with permanent marker. Then, it is done. They, and future generations, are forever reminded of their failure to succeed. This, is what drives teams to succeed. They would rather have their toenails removed with rusty pliers than get the Shoe. Ain't she a beauty, though? |